What's Your Sign?

What's Your Sign?

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Bozeman summer astrology

Aries: March 20 to April 20
An increased level of physical and mental energy will help you send that climbing project or epic mountain bike ride. Matters involving family or home may fall to the wayside during this period of intense motivation, but fear not—your spouse will cover your gear with a tarp after throwing it out in the street.

Taurus: April 20 to May 21
Your earning potential will grow as the result of your nonstop networking. Continue to play in the mountains (the reason you came here) lest sustained commerce lead to a shed full of gear more gazed upon and talked about than burnished with joyful use.

Gemini: May 21 to June 21
After a singularly epic outdoor experience, you’ll be tempted to start a blog about your adventures. Don’t. Once the edible-induced euphoria wears off, your 12-frame selfie sequence will seem as weird and narcissistic as it really is.

Cancer: June 21 to July 23
Your intuitive nature makes you important to friends in need of support this season—especially those recovering from skiing injuries. Regale them with glorious tales of human resilience, then ditch them for Music on Main and dance your ass off.

Leo: July 28 to August 23
This fishing season, your best since being weaned from worms, will be marred by a slip that fills your waders with icy water. Demonstrate your humility and tell the truth: you lost your balance, not a trophy brown.

Virgo: August 23 to September 23
New people will enter your life. Give them a chance to prove themselves—you have more in common than you think (other people wear their climbing harnesses in the shower, too). Be likewise open-minded with animals. Especially the cat that poops in your garden and the raccoon that gets into your trash.

Libra: September 23 to October 23
You have an opportunity to free yourself from old ideologies. Join a drum circle, wear copper jewelry, or run a 5k that doesn’t raise money or awareness for anything. Don’t be afraid to cheat on the Co-op—fast food acts faster than Metamucil.

Scorpio: October 23 to November 22
With your powers of observation and resourcefulness, you will save the day at a backwoods kegger. Unfortunately, you will benefit least from your quick thinking. Burn your clothes, bathe in tomato juice, and chalk it up to experience.

Sagittarius: November 22 to December 22
Your compulsion to travel overcomes your attachment to Bozeman—you’re already on the road. You will learn much and grow as a human during this new adventure, but don’t be gone too long. You may never find another rental under $500.

Capricorn: December 22 to January 20
Your regimented routine changes for the better, and you experience newfound freedom and pleasure in Paradise Valley. Don’t try naked horseback riding, however, no matter how awesome it seems in your head.

Aquarius: January 20 to February 18
You will solve a major problem and in doing so, find new running and biking partners. Don’t be afraid to take a solo trip to refocus and relax as only you can. When in doubt, drink absinthe and poach your neighbor’s hot tub for re-centering.

Pisces: February 18 to March 20
Your new fly rod will have you catching more trout than you ever thought possible, but don’t get tunnel vision. An opportunity for romance will loom at a friend’s barbecue—if you can only stop yapping about the distance of your double-haul.

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